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Come Demotivational Poster


HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -


TAGS: hi can i come in creepy guy hairless
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

bonecd - July 6, 2009, 5:22 pm
No, I like girls too...and so does my sister
briahere - July 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
"Do I make you.. uncomfortable?"
Mr. Shiny - June 1, 2009, 11:20 pm
Is that Ricardo Lopez? creepy...
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:38 pm
-Wow!:D ima Have to Pass, By the Looks Of this Theres No Clothes On!:] Roflmfao!This Is hilarious You Look like the Bald Guy in"Adams Family"-Srry First Thing That Came to My mind(:


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pokemon chose you




YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."


TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


WELCOME - Come on in and have a piece of 3.14159265


TAGS: welcome come on in piece
Rating: 4.66/5

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twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 9:30 am
Yummy! A nice, h** apple Pi! I was thinking of giving 3.14159265 Lions, but decided to give you 5L!


ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE -


TAGS: beatles come together
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:36 am
Allen Klein was a Sith lord.


LIFE -


TAGS: tragedy comedy life demotivational poster
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:06 pm
IgV! WOW! What can I say, but really glad you're making posters again! 5L!
Reality Lord - January 18, 2016, 7:34 pm

and these are what 5L posters are supposed to look like. you're outdoing yourself lg. stunning.


ATLANTA AIRPORT -


TAGS: y all don t come back now ya hear
Rating: 4.15/5

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jvosk - March 6, 2014, 7:33 pm
Fake, obviously. For starters, the same runway in opposite directions would actually be, with runway 9R as the first, the same runway in opposite direction would be 27L. Runways are numbered by the compass heading when landing/taking off.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm
i've been to the atlanta airport, gotta say, very slow. anyway 5 dark haired virgins in paradise
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
5 Evil chuckles...


POSTAGE STAMP FOR BENNY HILL - FOR THE ONE YOUR OWN COUNTRY REFUSED TO GIVE YOU




IN-TAX-ICATION -


TAGS: aprchallenge income tax
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Chef - May 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
Five Ls for making me laugh and cry with the same d***ed poster!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:54 am
Nice nails, dude. Do you do them yourself?
Bob D. Sailor - April 18, 2010, 6:46 pm
I ended up owing taxes this year cause of a fat finger mistake someone did and said I had 2 dependants and I'm single with no kids..
Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 5:35 pm
I wish I could have printed this out and sent it off w/ my return.
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:33 pm
WOW! One of your best ever Sick. 5Ls and Faved.
pieman - April 15, 2010, 7:15 pm
5l for you there buzz kill mcgee.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 5:12 pm
If the truth of this wasn't so sick I'd say it was sick, Sick. A finski for you.
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 2:50 pm
You're pissing on my parade!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 9:28 am
LOL... Never thought this way... 5L!


POWER -




Momma was right! -




DEATH - does


TAGS: life death overcome
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by TigerKid

LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 10:42 pm
ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:45 am
Nice one. 5L
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:02 am
Touche'


HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson




PRAY -


TAGS: judgement day zomie comet
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 1:44 am
Don't forget a good, sturdy, mechanical, metal hand.
Tivo - February 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
Ok, all I would need is a sh**gun(with plenty of ammo)and a snow plow, and I'd be set.
scarr3d - February 4, 2011, 1:44 pm
hmmm let me have the technology and resources to make a floating empire in the sky for me n my friends(and whatever family members/people i choose)and i will be happy no matter how the earth dies...as long as i don't go with it of course
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 3, 2011, 11:24 pm
Don't forget the cow catcher on the front to clear the pile and a flame thrower on the trunk to clean up the mess you leave...lol
agdaniele - February 3, 2011, 9:39 pm
Throw in a hood-mounted sh**gun triggered by the car horn, and I'll take it!
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 9:01 pm
i start welding some chainsaws to the front of my car. the ultimate zombie killmobile
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:53 am
Me too. Bring on the Zeds... just as soon as I get that missile silo/house bought.
Tivo - February 3, 2011, 9:08 am
I completely agree


BENDER - Please insert liquor!


TAGS: bender fry leela futurama adult swim comedy central robot robots
Rating: 2.09/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Liquor in front, **** goes in Jalfords rear.


WELCOME HOME - Job well done soldier, job well done.




BAD THINGS - Come to those who wait It's called death




LIFE - Live It


TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon


INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm
Genius. 5L


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




DIET WATER -




INTERNET -


TAGS: welcome to fapulous interwebs
Rating: 4.75/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:51 am
A sure-sign that someone has been trolling!


REGRETS -


TAGS: adapt adjust overcome or drink
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:42 pm
Amsome aggy.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:18 am
Only the best of us do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:16 am
I choose Drink.....5L


THE TAX HIKE -


TAGS: income tax preparation alternatives humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - January 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
The motto of the IRS is: "We fund freedom." What have you got against freedom?
demon001 - January 5, 2014, 6:25 pm
Sounds like Ted Kaczynski!!
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:06 pm

And the 42 shares has got to be a glitch. Got to be.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:05 pm

Well, I just love a man with dishpan hands~~and a beard.
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 5:15 pm
Holy nepotism, she only has 3 votes but already managed 42 shares Batman! No Robin, I hear that her and rerun are just close friends! You know I'm just kidding right lg? Word has it you're actually kissin' cousins.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:53 pm

;)
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:52 pm

Just think, a 5L would be worth a 5-kazillion L back in 1932...
GaryO - January 5, 2014, 3:33 pm
Good plan
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:21 pm
Yep, pretty soon it'll have to be 6L to have any value. Before the hike you'll have to settle for the old 5L.


PRIDE -


TAGS: there comes a time when you have to stand up and shout
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by rerun

EmilioDumphque - July 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
That squirrel is an illegal alien, an invasive species. OUR squirrels are grey!
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut here. 5L
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Stand tall and lead that parade Rerun......5L.


TURIST SPIK INGLISH - From Uruguay with love,welcome!




BATMAN - The Dork Knight


TAGS: reading makes you become a super hero for some minutes
Rating: 3.81/5

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matt28 - April 5, 2010, 11:48 pm
Looks like Hitler kinda let himself go.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:51 am
I think I went to HS with this guy.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

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pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?


STEPHEN COLBERT - Yeah, he's pretty much like that.


TAGS: stephen colbert comedy
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by subltehustle5

spencer - August 28, 2009, 10:28 am
not funny. he is but your captions suck.
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 11:09 am
No they wouldn't. It's comedy central. They can do whatever they want
Fair Balanced - November 3, 2008, 11:05 am
If he would of stayed Comedy Central would of had to give "equal time" to all the canidates. Its the Same reason Thompson didn't announce offically until after Law& Order ended.
Overlord Douchebag - October 18, 2008, 4:14 pm
He did stick to it, but he got rejected or something.
Johnny - October 18, 2008, 3:45 pm
I wish he had stuck to his Presidential office bid. He would have really done some good.
russ - August 28, 2008, 9:43 pm
freaking awesome
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:17 pm
like what?


FISHING IS SO RELAXING -




WHEN THE GIANT MONSTER APOCALYPSE COMES - We are gonna be sorry we didn't pay attention to this plea!


TAGS: when the giant monster apocalypse comes
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:03 pm
Great one. 5L


THE BUTT OF EVERYONE'S JOKES -


TAGS: idiots comedians humor jokes fail
Rating: 3.95/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:43 pm
be nice :)
NotJustAWittyFace - January 16, 2012, 8:59 pm
i always hated this comedian
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:29 pm
I barely recognized him, must be early career. Good work
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
Thanks Mao .
djrcreative - January 16, 2012, 3:37 pm
Dane Cook. In the least flattering ph**ograph I could find of him. ;)
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:47 pm
Who Is He ?


RULE AROUND MY HOUSE - As long as one person LAUGHS.... ITS FUNNY.


TAGS: house rules comedy house fire
Rating: 3.8/5

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CANADA - March 25, 2010, 5:14 pm
lol, nice poster
Derek - March 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Unlike here - unless it's the moderator ;})


CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


MATING SEASON - And a hose just won't stop them!




LIBERALS -


TAGS: liberals heros superman batman wonder woman conservatives can change and will be welcomed to the righteous side
Rating: 3.31/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
*on
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Nice.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are sh**gunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
LIBERALS THEY SUPER SUCK.
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.


ANACONDAS - Come on in!! Theres always room!


TAGS: snake eat come on in anaconda lol scary funny fence
Rating: 2.62/5

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Snakechic - September 7, 2011, 11:55 pm
Except the fact that snake is an African Rock Python.


YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.




WEEKENDS -


TAGS: weekends welcome short bus
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Jackl - November 8, 2010, 2:14 pm
Yep , cannot wait to find this one at the local Wal-mart ..till then it makes a great wallpaper for my computer
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:23 pm
I want that doormat!


LITTLE BIG PLANET - Killing off the PS3 population one level at a time.


TAGS: ps3 little big planet video games comedy
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by HtD

Zagato - December 11, 2009, 12:33 am
no freaking way! i must see this level to believe it
Someone Else - May 25, 2009, 9:23 pm
Sad thing is. I know what levels they're talking about


WELCOME TO EARTH - In case you haven't already noticed, this is where all the amsome is.


TAGS: welcome to earf
Rating: 3.33/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2012, 12:05 pm
Amsome is our word. The spelling is correct. Critic fail!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2012, 12:04 pm
You have no right to criticize. You've never made any posters.
SpellCheck - September 14, 2012, 11:38 am
Another f***ed up poster due to the fact that someone can't spell.
321fail - March 15, 2011, 9:04 pm
Lol, the rating is Pi.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 13, 2010, 1:00 pm
eventually you'll find the poster that started it all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 13, 2010, 1:00 pm
It's a Motifake thing....Just roll with it.
Cloudchaser - April 13, 2010, 12:45 pm
Crap, I mean I doubt it was an accidental typo
Cloudchaser - April 13, 2010, 12:44 pm
What is "amsome"? "w" and "m" are so far part on the keyboard that I doubt it's an intentional typo to be funny


Story Telling -


TAGS: garyo comes by his story telling talent naturally never let go of your inner child
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 3:00 pm
Glad ya did stumble upon it...a tribute to Mr. Gary! Got a few more cute kids say what posters coming. Thanks for the 5L and a fav to boot!
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 10:09 am
Shyt, Missy. How'd I miss this?! 5L fav...dang this is good


PRODUCT DELIVERY -




IF THIS LOOKS LIKE A TORTURE RACK THAN WELCOME TO THE INSOMNIAC CLUB. - If this looks like a torture rack than welcome to the Insomniac club.




ALASKA - Will it ever recover ?




YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE - You dare to mock Australia's national food GSJ21. Now I'll give you something to scream about.


TAGS: a harmless comeback to someone mocking vegemite
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - May 16, 2010, 7:52 pm
hi buddy. thanks for noticing my poster. i hope you enjoyed it
GSJ21 - May 16, 2010, 7:40 pm
You see all that does is remind everyone that you don't have taste buds. Plus I know a few Australian's who don't like it, might wanna do some "re-patriotizing" in Newcastle, buddy.


OBEY THE SIGN! - No matter how much Moooooooo offers you to put your hand there... you'll only find shame.


TAGS: jamesons comes from his udders
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - November 9, 2010, 2:44 pm

LOL!!!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 3, 2010, 8:26 am
Bastards!
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 10:45 pm
Awwwwww c'mon. The bastiche is so doggone friendly. What could go wrong?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:43 pm
I was bored in there.
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 8:35 pm
that, as well as a VCR and a laptop i found in there.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:33 pm
Why, pzy... did you pawn it already?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:32 pm
Smells like it.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 8:30 pm
Wristwatch? Does Moooooooooo know Charlie Sheen by any chance?
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 8:29 pm
would you reaaaally want it back?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:23 pm
And with any luck, my wristwatch... anyone? Anyone?


BAD DECISIONS -


TAGS: let rover come over and give ya a bone of his own
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:58 pm
Her on time at band camp
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:47 pm
Now this is funny. I mean - I've heard it before in about a dozen emails, but at least its an attempt at a good poster. If unoriginal.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:43 am
but will she call in the morning? "Here, Boy, 'mere boy" 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 8:38 am
5L.....you dirty, dirty man.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 1:54 am

My best friend, my peanut b***er.....
Kubi - April 23, 2010, 1:16 am
5L
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am
Perfect! 5L's, i like that font to Bone
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:31 pm
Great. A perfect motifake.


HOPE ANYWAYS -




BIPOLAR -


TAGS: 2 becomes 1
Rating: 4.47/5

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forseti - April 14, 2010, 4:51 pm
LOL! 5 polar bears


WAITING -




Cancelled -




AVATARDED -


TAGS: mr bean avatar imdb tth moe to come
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - August 17, 2010, 9:14 pm

thnx fp...and here i thought no one noticed.
Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 5:56 pm
Nice one RL. I like how you added the tirubtesqe stuff on the side.


NASA - No wonder they're getting funding cuts !!




LIBERALS CONSTITUTION -


TAGS: liberals constitution conservatives b*** heads people who are welcome to come over to the liberal causes
Rating: 3.33/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:43 am
wow! that's a smart muh fukn censorship program you got there Mr. Motifag.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:33 am
and eli is correct in his a**ertion. today's liberals would are more like benedict arnold, than anyone in that painting.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:30 am
pffft, liberals don't believe in work! well actually that's not entirely correct, they believe other people should do all the work for them, and allow them to enjoy the benifits of that hard work.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:37 am
Economically, socially and culturally, I have much more in common with someone from Lethbridge, Alta. than someone from Charlotte, NC. Same with a Down-Easter and a Newfie.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:33 am
I cannot advocate violent overthrow by virtue of my position, either. It is my opinion that those elected representatives (and yes, I have personally met both senators, my congressman and governor) no longer represent the people.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:18 am
agree with the policies out of that office. I post my dissent here as a private citizen, not as a SNCO.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Don't get me wrong, while I'm very pissed at the freedoms that have been violated over the past couple of months, I don't advocate blood to change things. I am a serviceman and am completely loyal to the Office of the President. However, I don't have to
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
I absolutely agree regarding the parties. if they were alive today. I believe Jefferson adage regarding the tree of liberty would certainly be considered. I'm not so sure blood needs to be shed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
To be accurate, I think if they were with us today, they'd toss both parties to the wayside. I believe they'd be more in line with the Libertarians of today. However, between Reps and Dems, I think they're principles are more right than left. My opinion.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:56 am
founding fathers were or would be conservatives (and by extension, members of the Republican party) if they were among us now.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:54 am
a few radical agitators that threw off the yoke of oppression 200+ years ago have become symbolic of the conservative agenda today, although your comments give me some insight on this. Few things I can think of are further from the truth than to say the
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm not certain the previous 8 years were any better for us as a people. Or that the next 3 1/2 are the second coming of Ragnarok. Some fundamental liberties suffered under the Bush administration. Some may suffer under this one. What confuses me is how
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:44 am
Well, 50% concurrence is better than none I guess.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:40 am
doesn't equate to the liberals of our time as the poster suggests. The liberals of our time are tearing down the founding principles.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:39 am
No argument here on having radicals on both sides. Unfortunately, the good, moderate Dems are marginalized right now cause the far left has captured the party. Yes, the founding fathers had "liberal" thoughts for their time but that definition of the word
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:35 am
Radicals are not only left-wingers. I submit the Militias of Montana and Michigan are fairly right-wing in their beliefs. The founding fathers believed in the principle of equality, an extremely liberal notion for their time.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:21 am
agree with that sentiment. Unfortunately, our govt is being overthrown (but not through the use of arms) right now. Some of the founding principles of this nation are under attack because the radicals were voted into govt offices.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:20 am
My fault. I thought that was where you were going. However, on your real point, those who overthrow of an oppressive govt are only considered radical by the govt being overthrown. From the perspective of the founding fathers, there liberated us and I
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:07 am
Whoa, Nellie. Iraq never entered this equation. My contention is merely this, that anyone advocating armed overthrow of their current form of government, is, by definition, a radical. Therefore, the founding fathers were radicals, even in their own time
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:53 am
with Britian. I think where they founding fathers would have the hardest time is seeing how we are returning to the same oppressive big govt that we fought against to stand up this Republic.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:52 am
As for Washington, Hemp is used to make rope and other things as well. It also wasn't illegal at the time so it's an irrelevant point in my mind. I believe that this country has been divisive since its beginning. Several colonists didn't want to go to war
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:50 am
Building a free country in that region takes time and is harder when hostile countries around the area (Iran, Syria, Saudi) keep flooding insurgents into Iraq. I'm sorry you are not patient enough to give them a chance to succeed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:48 am
too weak to back up their own "strongly worded letters" to Saddam, we gathered 39 other like-minded countries and wiped him and his psycho sons off the planet. A job well done. That move also worked to set the battlespace for the Global War on Terror.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I didn't dodge anything. We overthrew a dictator that engaged in acts of war against this country, was a known sponsor of terrorism, he violated international law for a decade, and he was a threat to his neighbors and his own people. So when the UN was
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Ironically, Jefferson was widely known as a liberal even in his time.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:13 am
Frankly, I believe the founding fathers would be disgusted by all of it if they were alive today, the divisiveness, the partisan bickering, the incivility. Jefferson certainly would advcocate armed revolution.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Beg to differ, gents. If the conservatives like to claim a hemp growing immigrant as one of their own (George Washington), that's their choice. I see you completely dodged the overthrow question, WTFO.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
That's right! And sometimes they even use red ink.
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:54 pm
Especially when they use all caps!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
WTFO - In all fairness to the Democratic Party, their nasty letters are also very stern.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:48 pm
Haarakkon - I'm all for the peaceful overthrow of our elected representatives. They have failed us all. If that doesn't work....well let's see what happens. WTFO - You were right the first time. It's "bear arms." Bare arms would be n****...oh my!
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm
The Republican party defends the freedoms of this nation and the world from threats. Democrats write nasty letters and engage in appeasement policies.
Haarakkon - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
The Republican Party advocates a violent overthrow of the existing form of government? Wait, since a Democrat is in office, I guess that IS correct. Never mind.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
Just noticed that I used the wrong spelling of "bare". Oh well, right to bare arms or arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:17 pm
These men were not liberals in this country. They stood for what the Republicans stand for now. Sorry that I have to stand on the other side of the issue from you my friend, but that is certainly nothing new.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
Poor a***ogy, Ron. These men were liberals in the eyes of King George III. However, they stood for the rights of the individual not the govt, smaller govt, right to bear arms, lower taxes, capitalism, freedom of religion, and they built a Republic.
eli - April 4, 2009, 8:41 pm
liberals would be the torries turning these badasses in to the british, LONG LIVE REPUBLICANA!!!
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:02 am
The Constitution has been p***erted and misshaped into the deformed appearance it is today. Only the Shroud of Turin is more sacred an untouchable and removed from discovering the truth.
Liberals at work... - February 5, 2009, 12:57 am
for the last time. Then they unionized.


DO YOU WANT TO PLAY -




ONE MAN'S FATE... - COMES FROM ANOTHER MAN'S WAIT




NICOTINE - No such thing as too much of a good thing.




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TAGS: come join the peace cause
Rating: 2.06/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 23, 2010, 4:38 pm
rerun, not active service anymore. Not it is in reserve. I have 4 more years of that, then I am done with my service.
forseti - September 21, 2010, 7:19 pm
answered
rerun - September 21, 2010, 7:01 pm

PM forseti
forseti - September 21, 2010, 6:49 pm
ROFL rerun, I love you... not the way you think in this moment. Strictly physical!
rerun - September 21, 2010, 6:35 pm

So Georgi, you are in the army?
GeorgiZhukov - September 20, 2010, 11:37 pm
I know that it's not really a question but I will answer it anyway. I fight for my family, and my country. Same as my father, Uncle, grandfather, and my great-grandfather. Looks like General Grievous from Star Wars.
Claire - September 20, 2010, 10:15 pm
It's a face?
jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:13 pm
it is staring at me..no really look it has a faaace!!!
Claire - September 20, 2010, 8:48 pm
This belongs on Politifake.


noon -


TAGS: comes early enough
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - August 17, 2013, 12:31 pm
Haha, love this one!


The Great Depression -


TAGS: we ve come a long way
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - October 17, 2013, 8:25 am
Heh, it do look rather virginal
Greeny - October 17, 2013, 5:03 am
Use the Wheelbarrow - duh
JesusWept - October 16, 2013, 10:28 am
L L L L L
ughomer - October 16, 2013, 9:20 am
Profound,I found!! 5L.
GaryO - October 15, 2013, 7:47 pm
Thanks, Pard
spacedog - October 15, 2013, 7:34 pm
Nice one Gary.
GaryO - October 15, 2013, 8:27 am
Heh, this started out as a funny, then proceeded to rather serious. Thanx guys.
Reality Lord - October 15, 2013, 6:41 am

5omthing tells me we might start knowing "real problems" again.....rreal soon
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:18 pm
Wow, that is stunning GaryO


Children's Sizes -


TAGS: nike escape comes children s sizes
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - June 19, 2013, 9:10 pm
Fair warning: Experience may vary.
Rudedog - June 19, 2013, 8:36 am
Great poster run. I will watch Fox News with renewed interest.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2013, 10:15 pm

miss priss cult....BWA-AHAHAHAHAHAH


THE GREAT -


TAGS: moderator guild welcomes you
Rating: 4.67/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:16 am
josh catlin keeps the ounder his bed
GySgt1811 - March 26, 2011, 9:43 am
Well...yes.
LeightonESmith - March 25, 2011, 8:31 pm
This is the kind of poster i picture as a response to the "unfunny" criticism by the modz
motinet - March 24, 2011, 9:07 pm

epic!
rerun - March 24, 2011, 8:11 pm

There are 5 mods & Mr. M, you should consider yourselves very fortunate I am not one of the mods pictured here....I'm at least 3 inches taller than these guys.
GySgt1811 - March 24, 2011, 5:57 pm
God bless you, Airman. Where do I send the case of Glenfiddich? The scotch won't be the only thing room temperature on this sight. (TheOne, I guess we'll both be deep in regret.)
TheOne - March 24, 2011, 5:41 pm
Lucky lil bastards...(im gonna regret this comment).


LOGIC -


TAGS: death comes quickly smoking kills
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 11:55 pm
Mother of god...


SPRING AT LAST - Time to mow the lawn twice a week But don't worry about it Airman's got it covered


TAGS: airman spring at last dont you hate it when you cant come up with anything clever to say
Rating: 4.42/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:54 am
That is seriously a wicked mower! However, Airman, when you bank for a turn, the wings are going to make horrible furrows in your lawn. Just FYI. Oh and 5 b****in' mowers for the poster!
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 9:22 pm
when did John Deere go Hi-Tech? very nice, 5L
Retserrof - May 4, 2010, 9:19 pm
thanks guys. New and trying hard not to suck, so positive reviews make me happy and whatnot
Bovee - May 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
great. 5Ls i want one as well.
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:16 pm
are you kidding me? I must have this. Thank you.


WELCOME TO UTAH - Be careful, it's exactly like that ...




Cashing In -


TAGS: come on you knew it was coming churches las vegas casinos monks offerings chips
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave


AIRMAN - Receives His Inspiration From A Higher Source.


TAGS: airman his inspiration comes from above
Rating: 4.18/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:49 am
- and perspiration, I'll wager


SELF EXPRESSION - What the hell has it come to?




FAILURE -


TAGS: death comes to town
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - January 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
We're all like that. But don't tell the Yanks that. They think they understand us and we bore them. It's better that way.
MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 10:38 pm
True Canadians.
Sean - January 22, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's great. They still have their edge and their touch. It's amazing in a way. And Dave Foley is just chock full of ****Y goodness.
MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 10:32 pm
*I think the
MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 10:32 pm
Death in it has been great, and I the Ricky character is hilarious. Plus the indian, the cops, and the CSI guy.
Sean - January 22, 2010, 10:30 pm
f n a.
MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 10:04 pm
Judging by the tags, you been watching the new Kids in the Hall series too?
spacedog - January 22, 2010, 9:54 pm
Nice work Sean.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 9:53 pm
Is that a lightbulb, lit on fire?


DETERMINATION - I might be old, deserted and forgotten But I won't give up until that perception has changed A bit of attention and you'll make me withstand anything


TAGS: determination to become better
Rating: 3.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 8:54 pm
They say if a b***erfly flaps its wings, it can create tornadoes on the other side of the world... so I'll have to answer with "pesticides"
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:21 pm
O come ye mighty twisting wind….. what took you so d*** long?


AGGI - He's not known for his generosity.


TAGS: aggi because good things come in small packages
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 9:30 am
Blah. 1 Lion...even if it's true.


GARDENING -




WELCOME TO UTAH - Convert or die !!!


TAGS: welcome utah convert or die
Rating: 3.29/5

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Budog - May 31, 2012, 9:11 am
You would have to live here to fully appreciate this...
deathb0x - May 31, 2012, 7:08 am
hey i am i thimk this is funny ****
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:15 am
Hey, those morons are blocking the 5cenery!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 10:09 pm
Simple, but funny!


WORST DOCTOR - yada yada yada putting words ehre


TAGS: doctor funny comedy i was bored and listening to george carlin while searching google randomly
Rating: 3/5

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Iseult2 - February 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions in Space, and its camouflage mechanism got stuck in that shape, as a Police Public Telephone Box with a nonfunctional phone in the time period when those were common and he never got around to fixing it.
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:56 pm
So what is with all the plain looking females side kicks?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:10 pm
They should have tried that with Daren from Bewitched. lol
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
You see each time the "Doctor" get seriously injured he has to regenerate and in doing so he takes on a new form and personality. Talk about flawless story telling in my opinion.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
Actually 2 hearts. And yes he's a Time Lord AKA time traveller who uses a TARDIS (It's looks like a phone booth) to travel through time. ANd come to think of it David Tennant is no longer Dr. Who. Since Jan 1st it's Matt Smith now.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
That's badass. lol Makes me wish I had watched the show. Isn't that the one where the guy is a time traveler with like four hearts?
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
It's David Tennant the guy that plays Doctor Who in the new remake. It's a double joke for Dr. Who fans.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:34 pm
The empty space at the bottom kinda threw me off, but that's a great Carlin quote...and the pictured gentleman seems to be holding a probe of some kind. 4.5/5 If I could get these lions to cooperate...f*** it, I'll round up.


SAGE GREYBEARDS - pay attention


TAGS: with age comes
Rating: 4.84/5

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sulfuricpuppies - October 13, 2010, 5:41 pm
NOOOOOO love is a real life p*** minus all the stuff that makes p*** cool
Hawamleh - October 1, 2010, 7:47 pm
Hell Yea
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 7:33 pm

absolutely awesome
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 7:31 pm
LOL
ICEMAN - October 1, 2010, 7:22 pm
Leave it to Professor Aggy to school the n00bs. 5 stars
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:16 pm
LOL!!!
That13YearOldKid - October 1, 2010, 7:12 pm
Hay bein a teen and sayin love is better than havin to giv 300 dollar shoes :P


DOES CUBBYBEAR DREAM? -




THE YOUNG AGGY - DAMMIT MOM! THIS IS NOT GUINNESS!


TAGS: aggys heritage comes in cases
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:10 pm
I drank Guinness until my hair turned brown. So, all of you evolution nay-sayers...


IN_COMES TAXI - That Was The Last Time I Said: "Please Drive Me As Near As Possible..."


TAGS: april 15 motifake calendar income tax thru shop window
Rating: 4.13/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:51 pm
thx everybody. your fun is my pleasure! ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Forseti! 5L
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:10 am
you get you some new smoke forseti? you've raised your game. 5L
sickartist - April 15, 2010, 8:56 am
Nice spin on the challenge 5L


SUNDAY - Us. You. What's up?


TAGS: i must admit i actually give a puck about the outcome
Rating: 3.77/5

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CANADA - February 20, 2010, 10:10 pm
It dont matter because Canada is going to win gold
GreyScorpion - February 20, 2010, 10:08 pm
lot smack being laid down
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:40 pm
Doh, just found the forum thread.
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:38 pm
I'm not sure what you mean GS. Just the avatar or (dun Dun DUN!) passwords?
GreyScorpion - February 20, 2010, 12:37 pm
I propose a friendly wager against my esteemed Canadian counterparts. The Bet?? your avatar for one week.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:46 pm
Wow, Canada. Good link. Seeing how I don't have 18 grand just lying around, I think I might just catch the game on NBC.
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:41 pm
So since the last time I talked to any of youz, NIK entered a contest with the Flyers and frickin won two tix to the Winter Classic. Amsome can't even describe how sweet that experience was.
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:39 pm
hey Vegie look here....http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/tix/1608470716.html
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:38 pm
It's soooooo on!
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:36 pm
ya, as a team they didn't play so well last night. but there was almost a couple of fights. SUI was playing kinda dirty
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:35 pm
I'm by no means a big hockey fanatic, but I read that scalpers are looking for upward of $2K per ticket for this game. Jesus Christ...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:31 pm
Still haven't seen a game yet. Caught the last 3 min of the last one. Hey wasn't the team that took you guys to OT, the one we beat 5-1 or there aboot?
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:29 pm
Heatley played well too
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:24 pm
Flippin sid. Hate that lil somb****!
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:22 pm
he won that shootout
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:22 pm
Sid the Kid has me a lotta bit worried...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
You were about to say that by the end of the game you can just go ahead and cover that face in stars and stripes?
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
Like you guys stand a chance. you have the same coach as the Maple leafs
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:17 pm
LOL! I was about to say...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:16 pm
I'm a little slow.....got reading the comments before I actually read the poster....
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:15 pm
Sunday is when it's really on!! Hockey night!!! And it's gonna be a good one! US and Canada.....
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 8:14 pm
Canada ain't gonna do shiot except get smashed on their home turf!!!!!!!!!!!!*Throws arms up* WHAT? WHAT?!!!!
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:12 pm
Hell yeah, Faceplant! Anybody else down for some sh*t talking through the weekend? (go USA)
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 8:08 pm
Canada is going down! Yea, thems be fighting words!


IF YOU LOOK LIKE - your passport picture... You probably need the trip




COME ON GUYS - I could run faster than you standing on my head.


TAGS: come on guys
Rating: 3.42/5

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WHEN FOREVER BEGINS -


TAGS: welcome to my happy place
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - December 24, 2009, 9:00 pm
Of course all the f***ers you hate will just keep showing up until the very end.


IT'S 6AM - Time for LD to greet another new day




TIMMY'S - They're not welcome here.




INCOM' TAX' - The German Version




KINGDOM COME: THE MOVIE - Okay, I'll admit. I wanna see this!




Career Choices -


TAGS: scifi comedy battlerstar galactica
Rating: 1.49/5

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Alexiel - August 12, 2008, 7:22 pm
WTF? THEY FOUND US! THEY FOUND THE EARTH!!! ... oh well...


WELCOME -




Aliens -




The Plan -


TAGS: frequency of halley s comet
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am
Oh. Duh! Silly me!
Airman - May 2, 2014, 11:07 am
there were no face masks on helmets until the mid 50's
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:44 am
Funny, but I cannot detect any face guards on their helmets!
spacedog - April 30, 2014, 9:29 pm
*year
spacedog - April 30, 2014, 9:28 pm
Happened the years my eldest son was born. I doubt I'll live to see another. ;)
Greeny - April 30, 2014, 8:44 pm
Nice - and Plan 9 was from Rerun's time
rerun - April 30, 2014, 7:16 pm

I'm old and this was still before my time. Excellent


Abstinence -


TAGS: can t get laid decides to becomes absence
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:03 am
Thanks, Gar.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 8:58 pm
you been layin' down some good one's, cynic
maoworks2 - March 4, 2014, 4:06 pm
Very Good 5 Lonely L's.


The Stranger Within -


TAGS: stress life mask comedy tragedy
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 22, 2014, 10:47 pm
Wow. Thank you for the awesome review :)
lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:43 pm

Just getting back to this one. Terrific! And I say that with all...let's see...seriousness? no, that's not it...sadness?...no, that's not it...frivolity?...nope, not it, either...AH! Her it is, hanging behind bellicosity...SINCERITY!! Yep. Perfect!
CloudchaserS - May 19, 2014, 5:07 am
Persona by Blue Man Group would go well with this
Greybeard - May 19, 2014, 3:20 am
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:19 pm
That's my freakin' reality! A well deserved 5L.


Be Thankful -




Looters welcome -




Go With The Flow -


TAGS: welcome friend
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 17, 2014, 10:08 am
5L (duh)


comedy -




Call Me When I'm Sober -




Welcome -




Panorama -


TAGS: panorama fireworks comet storm
Rating: 5/5

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Ashson - April 1, 2014, 1:06 am
Not ph**ochopped but an actual panoramic ph**o. See the original at http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap110529.html
MissPriss - April 1, 2014, 12:54 am
Suggestion, use a larger font...can barely make out the caption. Love the pic, you should share it at ph**ochopped too!


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